John Lefevre 约翰·勒费夫尔

1、Most people don't understand that God cast them as extras in this movie.绝大多数人都不懂上帝是让他们来这个世界跑龙套的。

2、It’s pretty amazing how many people in Chengdu say their name is Ross, Rachel, Chandler, or Monica.你会吃惊在成都有多少人说他们叫Ross，Rachel，Chandler或者Monica。（Friends看多了）

3、MD#1：I would vote for Obama… just to watch him age for another 4 years.经理#1：我还是会投票奥巴马连任的，想看他快速衰老多4年。

4、If people never trust a skinny chef, they shouldn’t want their bankers to be poor.如果人们不相信一个瘦厨师会做出好吃的东西，那他们不应该希望他们的银行家穷呀。

5、Watching how someone behaves at an open bar tells you everything you need to know about them.观察一个人在酒吧里的表现能告诉你关于那个人的一切。

6、Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.一些你人生当中最美妙的瞬间是不可以告诉给其他人的。

7、My 3 favorite lies are 'I'm sorry,' 'Just kidding,' and,'We should get together some time.'我最喜欢的三句谎言：1. ‘对不起’；2. ‘开玩笑的’；3. ‘我们应该抽时间出来聚聚’。

8、The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.我会在家里装电话的唯一原因是，那样可以找到我的手机。

9、Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more.（圣诞临近）是时候给小朋友上宝贵的一课了，圣诞老人是比较爱那些有钱人孩子的。

10、Linsanity is destroying my basketball league. Every Asian kid thinks they’re 6 inches taller all of a sudden.林来疯（林书豪）彻底毁了我们的篮球队了。每个亚裔小朋友都仿佛一夜之间高了6寸似的。

11、ED#1 (to 1st year Analyst)：I would agree with you, but then we’d both be fucking wrong.执行总裁对新人说：我如果同意你的说法，那样就说明我们领导都错了呀。

12、if you have a job where you have to wear a nametag, nobody gives a shit what your name is.如果你有份工作需要带名牌，那就表明其实没人管你你叫什么鸟。